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 If you're interested
in somebody, they are either married,
"attached", or gay.
Submitted by: Stealth
Nature is a Mother!!
Submitted by: Sacred Cow!
Schwartz' law : Murphy
was an optimist.
Submitted by IrishLeb
If at first you don't
succeed, don't be surprised.
What you "need" today
and pay a 200% markup they
are giving away next week.
Submitted by: Blind Dog
The toast always
falls the buttered side down.
If it jams, force
it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Submitted by: Dave Holden
Cole's Law: Thinly
sliced cabbage.
Submitted by: Dave Holden
The world has a shortage
of clean water and an abundance of idiots.
Submitted by: Delight
IF SOMETHING CAN GO
WRONG IT WILL.!!!!
Submitted by: ANGEL HEART FOREVER
If somewhere a man
is hit by a car every 4.5 seconds, he must be
found and taken to a hospital.
Never under estimate
the power of a woman.
Submitted by: she-ra
If at first you don't
suceed, quit, and let someone else
waste their time and look like an idiot.
Submitted by-broward county wage slave.
"Je Me Souviens",
on Quebec license plates, means;
"I come to S. Fla. to screw up traffic."
Submitted by: broward county wage slave
If you let it go
and it comes back it's yours
--if it doesn't come back hunt it down and kill it!
Submitted by: a very lonely person.
If you see light
at the end of the tunnel its usually an on coming car!
Submitted by: XoHuggs
The chances of a peanut
butter sandwich landing face
down are proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Submitted by -framer1@home.com
If it won't move you
need a bigger hammer
Submitted by:alnel60
Never underestimate
stupid people in large groups -
Submitted by: Jayge
it's not love at
first sight if there's a bottle in your hand
or your glasses on the floor. -
Submitted by: beebledeepop
He who shows no mercy,
deserves no mercy...
Submitted by: Adam G.
Mondays are the crabcrass
in the lawn of life...
Submitted by: a monday hater...
If your attack is
going perfectly, you've walked into an ambush.
the other line always
moves faster.
Submitted by: bo kirkpatrick
"The only difference
between genius and stupidity is
that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein
If it can go wrong,
fix it!!! To hell with Murphy!!!
Submitted by: tech support wage slave
Never Trust Anything
That Bleeds More Than
Three Days and Doesn't Die
If idiots could fly,
This place would be an airport.
Number of commercials
or phone calls is always
proportional to the desire to watch the show. -Pat
My theory of Evolution
is that Darwin was adopted.
Submitted by: tech support wage slave
"if your washing the
dishes, your nose will itch" try it!
Submitted by: CC
If something is broken,
walk away with an innocent look on your face.
Submitted by: The Las Vegas Village Idiot
Beware Mrs Murphy.
Submitted by: n_cupid@yahoo.co.uk
Too soon old, too
late smart.
Submitted by: My German great grandpa
the light at the
end of the tunnel is the head light of the oncoming train!
chances are it won't Submitted by: smurf
Build a system that
even a fool can use and only a fool will use it.
Submitted by: Sally
A pipe gives a wise
man time to think and a fool something to
stick in his mouth. Submitted by: Sally
99% of everything
is crud. Submitted by: Sally
You can lead a
horticulture, but you can't make her think. Submitted by: SA9er
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