Words that should be invented

  1. ACCORDIONATED (ah kor' de on ay tid) adj. Being able to drive and fold a road map at the same time.

  2. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

  3. AQUALIBRIUM (ak wa lib' re um) n. The point at which the stream of drinking water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from: (a) having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.

  4. BURGACIDE (burg' uh side) n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

  5. BUZZACKS (buz' acks) n. People in phone marts who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.

  6. CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times,reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it backdown to give the vacuum one more chance.

  7. DIMP (dimp) n. A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking, "Do you work here?"

  8. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow "remove" all the germs.

  9. ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma) n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rear-view mirror.

  10. EIFFELITES (eye' ful eyetz) n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter which direction you lean in, follow suit.

  11. ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

  12. ELECELLERATION (el a sel er ay' shun) n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.

  13. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until s/he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

  14. LACTOMANGULATION (lak to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.

  15. NEONPHANCY (ne on' fan see) n. A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life.

  16. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

  17. PETROPHOBIC (pet ro fob' ik) adj. One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet.

  18. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

  19. PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

  20. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're six inches away.

Submitted Words

electronoobaphobick people who make fun of people who suck with computers stuglafudiock (sto-gku-fu-diock) some one who is a complete and utter fail in everything possible especiolly simple things
nottelling <martinshoosterman@hotmail.com>
thornhill, Ontario Canada - Thursday, August 02, 2012 at 01:23:36 (EDT)

Awesometasticness!-(awesome-tast-ick-ness)---- the point of being super awesome!
USA - Monday, July 12, 2010 at 16:17:07 (EDT)

Kanchelskis or Konchowskis- the exclamation made when someone notices that a licence plate is a different color to regular licence plates
Erik Chapman
Adelaide, SA Australiia - Monday, December 01, 2003 at 06:35:54 (EST)

Toesmearish (toe-smeer-ish)- the annoying occurence of the toe nail polish smearing under your other toes during the drying process.
catsoncrack33 <cperasso@udel.edu>
tenafly, nj USA - Monday, August 11, 2003 at 18:01:02 (EDT)

cutiful; cute and beautiful pertyful;pretty and cute
kerry <furryous1too@aol.com>
antioch, ca USA - Sunday, July 13, 2003 at 23:19:54 (EDT)

Fadia (Fad-ya) - Excellent.
Fadia <ghetto_arab713>
orland park, illinois USA - Sunday, April 06, 2003 at 15:01:06 (EDT)

flingoman (flin-go-man)- one who acts like a flamingo and a man at the same time.
melanie <melanie_davis03104@yahoo.com>
manchester, nh USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 15:32:13 (EST)

he he he
melanie <melanie_davis03104@yahoo.com>
manchester, nh USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 15:30:29 (EST)

Confidentialismysticasm (con-fi-den-shul-ism-mys-tik-asm): A covert shudder of energy bursting inside you when you score, win, or triumph over something.
Pete <pkrufus@hotmail.com>
Sydney, NSW AUSTRALIA - Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 18:05:39 (EST)

bijiznaque (ba-jiz-nak)- i is any form of a word and can mean anything. Multipurpose This word is the bijiznaque
Chris Salters <bh06here@aol.com>
Mont Belveiu, Tx USA - Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 11:43:07 (EST)

Beautimus (bew-ta-mus) meaning beautiful and gorgeous all in one word
Chelsea <dancinb4god@yahoo.com>
USA - Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 00:57:42 (EST)

assholepieceofshit(ass-hole-piece-of-shit)- the act of dumping a totally hott gurl for a trashy slut
USA - Saturday, October 19, 2002 at 15:44:02 (EDT)

wyper(y-brr)it means hehe and its a fun way to confuse your friends
Ariana <aad91@yahoo.com>
USA - Friday, October 18, 2002 at 20:19:39 (EDT)

Ubactiquous (adjective) (pronounced: you-back'-quit-us) Of an actor or celebrity who appears in many television shows, almost always not as its star, and whose name you can never remember. Example: Elish Cook, Jr., seen on many television episodes, is ubactiquous.
David <grouping@earthlink.net>
Littleton, CO USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:56:16 (EDT)

confiction (noun) (pronounced: kuhn-fik'-shun) A belief held in contradiction to the truth.
Dave <grouping@earthlink.net>
Littleton, CO USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:39:33 (EDT)

verballacious (adjective) (pronounced: ver'-buh-lay'-shus)Having to do with words that are not in the dictionary, and are thereby not within standard speech.
David <grouping@earthlink.net>
Littleton, CO USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:35:28 (EDT)

exsocialate (verb) (pronounced: ek-so'-shul-ate) to distance oneself from others under the belief that they are pretty much all untrustworthy morons.
David <grouping@earthlink.net>
Littleton, CO USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:32:46 (EDT)

hypothescience (noun) (pronounced: hi'-poh-thesh'-ents) The intuition that a solution to an intractable problem could be found, if people would just take some time to work on it.
Dave <grouping@earthlink.net>
Littleton, CO USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:23:10 (EDT)

dexteropath (noun, pronounced: dek'-stare-o-path) A person who actually believes conservatism is an intelligent and thoughtful way of thinking.
Dave <grouping@earthlink.net>
Littleton, CO USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:14:37 (EDT)

A word that we need: pickupnoxious (pronounced: pik'-uhp-nahk'-shus) adjective. Having attitudes particular to the ill-bred, testosterone-poisoned male, characterized by poor driving habits, rudeness, and inordinate pride in owning a pick-up truck.
David <grouping@earthlink.net>
Littleton, CO USA - Friday, September 06, 2002 at 12:07:21 (EDT)

Obviosity - Because if something is an "obviosity" then it is clearly obvious, it makes sense if you say it in conversation but is currently unrecognised as an official word. Pity that
John <john.e@trustco.co.uk>
Hove, Uk - Friday, August 30, 2002 at 12:18:49 (EDT)

pita- pain in the ass, as in "she is such a pita."
julie <lascout@hotmail.com>
Olympia, WA USA - Monday, June 03, 2002 at 19:18:48 (EDT)

owahtagoossami (o what a goose am i) "must be to read this stuff....... 8-)
jeffrey chiasson <jctweety007@hotmail.com>
bathurst, nb can - Thursday, April 04, 2002 at 05:30:13 (EST)

Jofa (jo-fah) Jacket Over A Fat Ass
jesse <jestar77@hotmail.com>
toronto, canada - Saturday, March 23, 2002 at 02:16:51 (EST)

Traficious (truh-fish'-us)(adj.) - when a place has a lot of traffic. - "It took me forever to get here because the roads were so traficious."
FL - Sunday, March 10, 2002 at 14:31:34 (EST)

BFUB: Big, Fat, Ugly, Bitch. *I know what you mean, she's turned into such a BFUB. -and, if they don't know you are talking about them or what it means- you can have fun with it in the yearbook!
Christina <tigerstina@hotmail.com>
USA - Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 07:22:22 (EST)

i need a wacky word starting with "verve----------" i need it to name a newsletter for an inter-college social event in our city called verve.
shashank <shaxxxxx@hotmail.com>
pune, mh india - Tuesday, January 22, 2002 at 16:02:16 (EST)

Confushion(n)- A chaotic dissarray, but one everyone feels very safe and secure with.
Josh Bohnert <nosedive100@aol.com>
Kansas City, KS USA - Thursday, January 03, 2002 at 00:44:32 (EST)

swollentesticleidis- Having swollen testicles (Evan)
JAX, Fl USA - Thursday, November 15, 2001 at 23:02:10 (EST)

Badify - To make something worse.
Andrew <adrewh30@hotmail.com>
Chicago, IL USA - Wednesday, November 14, 2001 at 15:46:57 (EST)

jfo <o>
o, USA - Saturday, November 10, 2001 at 12:35:17 (EST)

ICONOMIC (ay-ko'no-mick) 1. making do with few icons; 2. regarding the trade in the right to place an icon on a screen
Reinhard Vonthein
Tuebingen, Deutschland - Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 08:01:12 (EST)

ICONICY (ay-ko'ni-see) beeing able to read, i.e. recognize and understand all icons on the computer screen and inventing new ones that are understood
Reinhard Vonthein
Tuebingen, Deutschland - Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 07:56:49 (EST)

grocerise - verb, to sell off non-food articles via food stores; noun, grocerised goods
Reinhard Vonthein
Tuebingen, Deutschland - Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 07:50:29 (EST)

Butt Squeek...figure that out.....
shelley <cgian66@aol.com>
elmira heights, ny USA - Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 09:04:08 (EDT)

Honker - the act of trying to be cool, but saying or doing something really geeky
USA - Tuesday, September 04, 2001 at 14:26:36 (EDT)

Garbotuous - (Gar' Boe' chu' us) n. Gargantua, bot and Fabulous. gargantua = big. bot = finder of things (i.e. search engines finding on internet) Fabulous = astonishing.
Tyrone Bone <T_B89@hotmail.com>
Albany, NY USA - Thursday, August 02, 2001 at 00:19:17 (EDT)

Ballgangle (bal jang el) This is done when you are Performing the Moonshine, then you sway from side to side letting your nuts hit your legs, left and right, left and right. The ladies love it!
MF, WI USA - Friday, July 27, 2001 at 12:21:24 (EDT)

Moonshine-Other than homemade liquor, this is when you both moon and shine a person. This can be done by Pulling down the pants, bending over so that your nuts hang down between you legs. Great for parties, and hours and hours of fun.(haha)
MF, WI USA - Friday, July 27, 2001 at 12:19:27 (EDT)

hastediting - the act of making a really crappy edit for cuss words on a movie to put it on regular tv
Zane <saibot101@yahoo.com>
Houston, TX USA - Monday, July 02, 2001 at 00:22:06 (EDT)

Malenutrition - The wicked practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours (Ha Ha)
lynne <lynne_stam@hotmail.com>
Glasgow, Scotland - Monday, June 11, 2001 at 18:26:03 (EDT)

quityourbitchen is when you mom hollers at you and you get tired of very easy ( quit you r bitchen)
Amy <amejo2001@hotmail.com>
dewitt, ar USA - Thursday, June 07, 2001 at 14:34:07 (EDT)

Snishwools - french bread.
USA - Saturday, May 26, 2001 at 01:57:36 (EDT)

Sketchy - something your not quite shure about
Philip McCall <pip06@hotmail.com>
USA - Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 02:53:10 (EDT)

Bogart- to steal
Philip McCall <pip06@hotmail.com>
USA - Wednesday, April 25, 2001 at 02:52:28 (EDT)

flufferize: to take a word or sentence that is bland or common, and expand on it or make it personal.
kaila <bleeding_hope@hotmail.com>
USA - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 02:02:03 (EDT)

Rip-thirty ::: the time of day when you smoke a fatty blunt
Shane Brooks <shanebrooks@uswest.net>
SLC, ut USA - Tuesday, March 13, 2001 at 20:21:02 (EST)

Disnasterous----quite nasty as well as distasterous.....often with embarassing moments
danielle <uh no>
canada - Sunday, February 04, 2001 at 23:36:10 (EST)

clamburger (clam-bur-ger)-burger made out of a clam
USA - Saturday, January 27, 2001 at 22:42:32 (EST)

nasatacular-noun-the hard crusty booger in your nose that really hurts, and won't come out all day, until you're standing in front of the guy/girl you really like, and it shoots out at their shirt.-verb-the act of a booger shooting out at someone's shirt
Cole <canole5@yahoo.com>
Cheesetown, WI USA - Saturday, November 18, 2000 at 15:46:13 (EST)

Handicrapper-- the large stall in a bathroom, the one with the most room. The handicrapper is suited for regular bathroom use as well as changing.
USA - Wednesday, November 08, 2000 at 13:55:18 (EST)

latho- this word means bye.. as in goodbye goodbye is no longer in your vocabulary. it is the new thing. everyone is doing it. ie- bye, son.. latho, dad
boni <virulentvirus@crosswinds.net>
nm USA - Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 18:13:36 (EDT)

iceberg girl (n) (ice'-berg girl). A girl who you only see from the face, and looks pretty good, and then "fills in" down below, much like an iceberg, which has only 10% over the water and 90% under it. Ex "Hey look at that girl in that car, she's cute!" "Whoa! She just got out and man, what an iceberg. Shouldn't be wearing those spandex pants."
USA - Friday, August 11, 2000 at 13:50:32 (EDT)

crapostiniezatio(crap,oste,inise,zation).When one is afraid of making a splashing sound in the toilet when people are in the next cubicals.
USA - Friday, July 07, 2000 at 01:35:47 (EDT)

Woker - ('wO-k&r)n. A dolt who frequently does something so idiotic you laugh about it 'till it hurts
PacificLight <pacificlight@bolt.com>
Fremont, CA USA - Thursday, July 06, 2000 at 16:38:29 (EDT)

Piddlypeckeritus( pid-ly-peck-er-i-tus): the condition in which you have a dinky wang
Mr. finklemisteravich <elianbackincubagain>
shitsoliny, fat bolgaria - Friday, June 16, 2000 at 19:58:19 (EDT)

nasolactaspew-(NAY-ZO-LAK-TUH-SPEW)verb.The result of laughing while drinking milk.also, noun.The thick detestable product thereof.see also mucolactafoam.
gunky fuy <dbuckner@alltel.net>
there, ga USA - Saturday, June 10, 2000 at 21:16:31 (EDT)

Obsessionerds (n)-people who just cannot keep themselves from submitting stupid words that might be funny if people knew just what the hell they were talking about. (Ex. cole, dutz, eld, & aaron)
will 2.0 <wouldn't you like to know>
Anytown, USA - Friday, May 26, 2000 at 19:17:34 (EDT)

alomostroastedness-When a gurls named al acuses a guy named cole that he was goin to cheat on his AWESOME g/f amber!
Cole <blink_331@hotmail.com>
battlefors, sk can - Thursday, April 27, 2000 at 02:16:36 (EDT)

(Tech-spee-an)-noun-a poser who is a techie just so he/she can be an actor!
Techspian <dramafreakd@hotmail.com>
Raleigh , NC USA - Friday, March 24, 2000 at 19:34:21 (EST)

nonvisiblication- when u walk the same way as your girlfriend, in the opposite direction, and some how do not see each other, and cannot find and explanation for it
dutz <stellar_71@hotmail.com>
USA - Thursday, March 16, 2000 at 17:25:40 (EST)

radialyricterial- a person who, no matter what, seems to know the words to all the songs, ex. elden
dutz <stellar_71@hotmail.com>
battleford, sask canada - Thursday, March 16, 2000 at 17:22:09 (EST)

tylerpellecuallar- the act of peeing in the shower, even though knowing it is very inapropriate
joe blo <stellar_71@hotmail.com>
battleford, saskatchewan canada - Wednesday, March 15, 2000 at 19:19:09 (EST)

kickadackbobbyassing- 1.when the barons kick the shit out of unity and eliminate them from the playoffs 2. Bobby is gay
mr.dutton <stellar_71@hotmail.com>
battleford, saskatchewan Canada - Wednesday, March 15, 2000 at 19:10:53 (EST)

Gimp - someone who is both an idiot and gay.
Worm <worm_555@hotmail.com>
can't figure out yet, NF Canada - Tuesday, March 14, 2000 at 15:52:06 (EST)

Bahhhhh <Superstudyman@cool.com>
USA - Monday, March 13, 2000 at 20:27:56 (EST)

Studate- A person that can't figure out the simplist things about dating, and/or someone that just will not realize that someone is not right for them.
Devan <free_rider21@hotmail.com>
Big little horn, SK Yugoslavia - Monday, March 13, 2000 at 20:13:05 (EST)

shelbadarrendural- having to do with humping in the hallways, especially in school, especially a guy and a girl, especially darren and shelby
eld <stellar_71@hotmail.com>
battleford, sk canada - Monday, March 13, 2000 at 19:57:50 (EST)

wooshy-Weird and dumb
USA - Monday, March 13, 2000 at 19:47:56 (EST)

dumbassish (dumb ass ish): An act which could be considered stupid or moronic.
I had one, but I can't remember <yes>
come on, , USA - Saturday, March 11, 2000 at 14:09:27 (EST)

Beeftech - in Streetfighter (or equivalent) where you stand your character close to your opponents and deny them the room to move (beefing them, basically)
Brighton, WS UK - Tuesday, March 07, 2000 at 07:40:28 (EST)

Woppajoppies - Oversized headphones
Virgin <stephenvirgo@hotmail.com>
Brighton, WS UK - Tuesday, March 07, 2000 at 07:37:04 (EST)

unergetic opposite to energetic
Buster <not@all.likely>
USA - Tuesday, March 07, 2000 at 00:38:14 (EST)

gazinta- 5 gazinta 10, 10 gazinta 20 etc.
Brainerd, mn USA - Wednesday, March 01, 2000 at 21:48:02 (EST)

crap-tacular- its funny
Aaaron <no@no>
Round Rock, TX USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2000 at 20:37:10 (EST)

nadular- in or around the region of the gonad.
Aaaron <no@no>
Round Rock, TX USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2000 at 20:36:37 (EST)

feeb- one who is feeble
Aaaron <no@no>
Round Rock, TX USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2000 at 20:35:39 (EST)

Wal-Mart- anything seen on a frequent wal mart shopper, such as sweat pants and mickey mouse gear.
Aaaron <no@no>
Round Rock, TX USA - Tuesday, February 22, 2000 at 20:35:02 (EST)

Deidify (dee-id-ify) (v)-to remove all of the idiots from an area, thereby leaving about five people per square mile
will 2.0 <wouldn't you like to know>
Anytown, USA - Monday, February 14, 2000 at 20:14:12 (EST)

blowtensil (blo ten' sil) a utensil, such as a spoon or knife, set at the table but not used during the meal. No point in washing, just blow it off and put it back in the silverware drawer.
KAT <kat@katsmeow.com>
Glendora, CA USA - Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 02:58:44 (EST)

muchofoodoed - to be bloated
wonderbug <wonderbug@mail.com>
Tappen, BC CANADA - Sunday, February 06, 2000 at 05:48:34 (EST)

Buh- meaning im confused
Janet <evilgirl17@hotmail.com>
MS USA - Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 20:56:41 (EST)

Iceomanic (Ice-oh-man-ic) One who, nomader the situation, absolutly has to go out of there way to step on thin ice. Just to hear a satisfying crunching sound
Marcuss Scott <marcuss90@hotmail.com>
Pocatello, ID USA - Friday, January 28, 2000 at 20:25:19 (EST)

Chid - A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid.
Lou <Silverstargirl69@yahoo.com>
England - Sunday, January 23, 2000 at 11:32:52 (EST)

April Pomada
USA - Friday, January 21, 2000 at 20:48:28 (EST)

Happy-get-lucky:v. Finding a four leaf clover or other good luck charm while laughing
The Hulk <dont_do_that_again@yahoo.com>
seattle , wa USA - Tuesday, January 18, 2000 at 17:51:44 (EST)

doetishness(n):- a very stupid thing done by a smart person, who persist on doing stupid things.
USA - Monday, January 03, 2000 at 15:58:41 (EST)

Investiquire (V):- The act of investigating information, simply because you wish to enquire about non-common knowledge.
phishnovi <phishphood@keromail.com>
Trinidad - Monday, January 03, 2000 at 15:54:51 (EST)

Bakinmyday Act of 1901 - A law passed in the early 1900's that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers.

cliffier (cliff-i-er) n. one who reads cliff notes instead of books

Maria (Ma-ri-a)- Someone who farts really loud, then blames it on anyone else in the room

Anality: The act of being anal rententive over a particular thing.
Submitted by: Dawny

Ricauquless(r-i-cock-you-less)- I don't know? it just sounds like a real word
Submitted by: me

Tafluma - Take A Flying Leap Up My Ass
Submitted by: Ruby Red

DISINVITED - meaning you were invited, but now you are not. Not to be confused with uninvited (never invited at all).  
Submitted by: Tammy.

UPALATOR and DOWNALATOR (instead of escalator)
Submitted by: Tammy.

pissant (pis-sint) -- An event or person which causes someone to become annoyed.

pissantry (pis-sin-tree) Any act which works as a pissant.

plastodon (plass-toh-dahn) - A person whose face is 51% or more plastic from reconstructive surgery.
Submitted by Joe Salvo

Magaseen: the ancient reading material in your doctor's office

Sarcasticism - Overly Sarcastic.
Submitted by: n_cupi@yahoo.co.uk

Snipocrite: A person who silently scrutinizes the hairdressers' hair before deciding whether or not to turn their own head over to this person.
Submitted by: Eileen

garbocious - (gar-bo-shus) Something horribly stupid, moronic, and just plain dumb
Submitted by: Moses Richmond

pussification- when a man has lost his masculinity and is thus more feminine

Snickerism - a word/phrase, which when said in the presense of one "in the know" will cause snickers

squoze (sk woz) v. the past tense of squeeze  
Submitted by: St.Mary's-Padawan

Dip Load (D-i-p) a person who is a bigger idiot than a Dip Wad. Submitted by: Bitty

yayith (ye-ay-eth) an overly sarcastic remark that shows you are not impressed with the subject.
Submitted by: Bitty

Quaker - one who quaks
Submitted by: kempey

moogalugaing - the act of mooing and gurglering at the same time Submitted by: kempey

Penicular (pen-ick-u-lar) - just think about it.
Submitted by: benisamenace

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