Famous people answer that all important,
||WHY DID THE CHICKEN
CROSS THE ROAD?
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change !
The chicken wanted change !
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side
of the road.
That road the liberal media claim that chicken crossed?
Well that is the Road to Nowhere, and I told Congress
Thanks but no thanks to that. So there isnt any road for
that chicken to
cross and any reporter who says otherwise ought to be fired.
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One!
that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves
to cross the road.. But then, this really isn't about me.
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
Where's my gun?
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of
I invented the chicken.
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that
he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need
to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking
on his current problems before adding new problems.
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life,
I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty !
You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs
when the price dropped to a certain level .
No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
To die . In the rain. Alone.
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?
That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends,
that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too.
I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination
that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases
like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road.
It's as plain and as simple as that.
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road,
and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken
for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of
crossing the road.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008.
This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
Did the chicken really cross the road,
or did the road move beneath the chicken?
SANDERS: Did I miss one?