and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls
out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda
stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are
you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't pay
for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager,
"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
dictionary and looks up the word "panda." It reads
"PANDA: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin,
characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
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