Men are like....

WOMEN THINK THAT.......

Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like.....Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose
interest.

Men are like.....Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not sure why.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head
right for your thighs.

Men are like.....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes are always half off.

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong.

Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like.....Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like.....Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest
are handicapped.

Thanks Dutch!

PS) This was sent to me by a man!