25 reasons why alcohol
should be served at work:

1. It's an incentive to show up
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications
4. It reduces complaints about low pay
5. It cuts down on time off because
you can work with a hangover
6. Employees tell management what they really think
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter
8. It encourages carpooling
9. It increases job satisfaction, because if you
have a lousy job, you don't care
10. It eliminates vacations because
people would rather come to work
11. It makes fellow employees look better
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises
when they're wasted
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting
isn't so embarrassing
16. Employees work later since there's no
reason to go to the bar
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas
18. Everyone agrees the work is better
after they've had a couple of drinks
19. Eliminates the need for employees to
get drunk on their lunch hour
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked
21. It promotes foreign relations
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no
longer be seen as "gross"
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently
will be common language

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