Best Christmas Cookie Recipe ever!
Thought you might enjoy a copy of my favorite Christmas cookie recipe:
1
cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Check the Cuervo to see that it's of the highest quality. Pour one level
cup & drink it up!
Get out a large bowl and assemble your cooking ingredients.
At this point, check to see if the Cuervo is OK. Try a full cup, just to
be sure.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
Pour a cup of Jose Cuervo to enjoy while baking.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver.
Relax with another cup of Cuervo.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo again to see if it's still OK
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake
tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't ferget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!