Women Rule!

1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-

3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner-

4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. -Rita Rudner-

5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -Wendy Liebman-

6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma Bombeck-

7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton-

8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr-

9. I think-therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-

10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-

11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -Gilda Radner-

13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinhem-

15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -Gloria Steinhem-

16. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at
night. -Marie Corelli-

17. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. -Baroness Edith Summerskill-

18. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck. -Linda Ellerbee-

19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Send this to five women you know and make their day!!