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Re: Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product
brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker- night 10.3 and Beer-bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing
the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work
on this program.
Can you help me?
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Dear Sir-
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the
idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife
1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program from the system
once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is
not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife
2.0 but end up with more problems than original system. Look in your manual
under Warnings - Alimony / Child Support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and
just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button
as soon as lockup occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the
blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high
maintenance. |
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