A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down

and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls

out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda

stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are

you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't pay

for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager,

"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

So the manager opens his

dictionary and looks up the word "panda." It reads

"PANDA: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin,

characterized by distinct black and white coloring.

Eats shoots and leaves."

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