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Top Twenty Oxymorons

ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous
or contradictory terms are combined

20. Government Organization

19. Alone together

18. Personal Computer

17. Silent Scream

16. Living Dead

15. Same difference

14. Taped live

13. Plastic Glasses

12. Tight Slacks

11. Peace Force

10. Pretty Ugly

9. Head Butt

8. Working Vacation

7. Tax Return

6. Virtual Reality

5. Dodge Ram

4. Work Party

3. Jumbo Shrimp

2. Healthy Tan

1. Microsoft Works

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