Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Drunken Drivers Paid $1000
'84 War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Stud Tires Out
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Miscellaneous Excerpts from Classified
Ads Around the Country (Authors Unknown)
3-year-old teacher needed for preschool.
Dog for sale: eats anything: fond of children.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does
not smoke or drink.
Vacation special: Have your house exterminated.
Turkey $3.25 Chicken or Beef $2.75 Children $2.00.
Red Tape Holds Up Bridge
Deer Kill 17,000
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Air Head fired
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Some of the strange newspaper headlines
and corrections collected by the Columbia Journalism Review over the years
and displayed on bathroom walls at the
''Kicking Baby Considered To Be Healthy,'' The Burlington (Vt.)
Free Press, 1980.
''Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery,'' Buffalo (N.Y.) Evening
''Hillary Clinton on Welfare,'' Los Angeles Times,
''Literarcy Week Observed,'' The Meade County Messenger,
Brandenburg, Ky., 1985.
''Parking Lot Floods When Man Bursts,'' The Herald-Sun, Durham,