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Passionate kiss like
spider's web,
soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble,
one prick -- all gone.
Man who run in front
of car get tired.
Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
Man with hand in
pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give
wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru
airport turnstile sideways,
going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick
go hungry.
Man who scratches
ass,
should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many
prunes
get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong,
man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best
thing on earth, but
next to best thing on earth.
War doesn't determine
who is right,
war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband
in dog house
soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with
wife all day
get no piece at night.
It take many nails
to build crib but
one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like
hell
bound to get there.
Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in
glass house
should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in
other man's well
often catches crabs.
Man who farts in
church
sits in own pew.
Crowded elevator
smells different to midget.
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