Would you care for
some Moo Shoo Pork?

Passionate kiss like spider's web,
soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble,
one prick -- all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways,
going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass,
should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong,
man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth, but
next to best thing on earth.

War doesn't determine who is right,
war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in dog house
soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but
one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell
bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house
should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well
often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church
sits in own pew.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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