Wacky Words are Courtesy of Amy G., who graciously sent them to me. Very
Cute. Thank you, Amy!
boobonic plague - the condition of western society where women's breasts
are used to sell everything from cars to magazines.
eekology - the screams of environmentalists over the loss of valuable
high freekquency - a place with a large population of non-conformists,
such as Seattle.
intercurse - the transmission vector for venereal disease.
microbuyology - a condition where one goes to the mall just thinking
they'll buy a little bit...
microscope - just a tiny bit of mouthwash.
nullfactory - a situation where you smell something funny, but no
else smells anything.
pin-netics - a situation where stepping on a pin puts a body in motion.
Pullmanary - a condition where crazed football fans, especially in
Washington state rivalries, shout their lungs out.
Silly Con Valley - a place where high tech industry artificially drives
up real estate prices & the locals who bought there before computers
laugh about what they paid for their houses.
snoreropathy - a condition where someone's snoring gets on your nerves.
tabbyrinth - a confusing feline jungle gym structure.
varicuss veins - these relief map veins that make people cuss when
look in the mirror.
winstinct - without thinking, you do whatever it takes to win &
say it's an involuntary action to facilitate survival of the species.
carbonbon dating - a procedure for determining the age of ancient
caronary - a medical condition caused by the shock of receiving your
auto mechanic's estimate or bill.
centrifrugal force - this cheapness that radiates outward from a miserly
center can make your head spin
congealiality - the practice of keeping a phony smile on one's face
until it freezes into place
dodgebawl - the stupid gym class game that causes kids to cry when
hit with the ball.
lean quizene - this food may be lean in those micro servings, but
what the heck's in it?
medisin - what our pill popping sickness care system has become
medisin man (or woman) - M.D.'s who are in the "bozone"
partial art - practiced by one who knows just a bit of karate, aikido,
sandruff - the sand that lingers in your hair & clothes when you
screwples - uh, ask Jesse Jackson, Bill Clinton, etc.
sexpatriate - tired of the sexual customs in one's own country, this
person moves to a foreign land..
yule-ogy - if the celebration of Christmas ever comes to an end, this
will be spoken.
asinkchronous orbit - the phenomenom of water traveling in
counterclockwise north of the equator & clockwise south of the equator
(or is it the other way around?)
assylum - people who moon other people should get sent here
boo-tique - where one shops for Halloween costumes
enduckrid glands - duckless glands (quacks don't know about these)
fizziology - the study of how beer affects the body
campain - the sick feeling you get when your legitimately elected
candidate doesn't win office (see wrecking ball)
hellicatessen - a place where a hungry vegetarian goes & doesn't
find anything to eat except pickles
Matriarch of a Diver - a Steve Winwood album from 1980. (Just roll
with it, okay?)
milestone - that first marijuana high
paparazzi - proud fathers with cameras chasing after their kids to
plagiaryes - so called "rye bread" found sold in supermarkets
precipiss - peeing over a cliff or other steep overhang or such a
place where a leak is taken.
punatentory - where punsters are punished
sackrament - religious folks [sic] with screwples may be found
snailigraphy - when you're used to typing fast, writing by hand seems
spendemic - very prevalent during the holiday season
stare-oid - substances people with big muscles take to get you to
stare at them.
votalitarian - a political system where the citizens think their
dicatator president was fairly elected by the voters
wrecking ball - an inaugural event held by the Bush administration
as they prepare to wreck the nation & it's environmental resources.
zohdiac - only folks in the Baltimore area who listen to conspiracy
theories & libertarian ramblings will get this one.
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