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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the
seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
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White minorities still trying to have English recognized as
Mexifornia's third language.
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Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops
and livestock.
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Baby conceived naturally. Scientists
stumped.
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Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual
marriage.
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Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory
of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and
Lebanon).
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Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe
levels.
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France pleads for global help after being taken over by
Jamaica.
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Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all
smoking.
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George Z. Bush says he will run for President in
2036.
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Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89
and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
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85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to
weight loss.
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Average weight of Americans drops to 250
lbs.
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Massachusetts executes last remaining
conservative.
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Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their
civil rights.
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Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven
inches.
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New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers,
fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January
2036.
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Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.
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IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
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Florida voters still having trouble with voting
machines.
